New Year - Employee Rules and Regulations, Submitted by Sachin
New Year - Employee Rules and Regulations

*Dress Code*

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. ...
One day Sardarji goes to a bank, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
One day Sardarji goes to a bank for withdrawing cash of Rs.25, 000. Lady cashier asks in Hindi. “So so ke loge?”

Sardarji: “Khade khade bhi chalega!”
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If Farah Khan made Taare Zameen Par, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Obvious starcast:
SRK as the teacher
In the original TZP, Aamir makes an entry at the interval point. In Farah’s version, SRK would be on screen on for 2.30 hrs out of the 2.45 hrs and would be introduced in the first scene itself.
The story would be changed to make...
SANTA, Submitted by HARSH
• A girl proposed to Santa and he denied simply saying that in our family, we marry only our relatives. My mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi , my uncle married my aunt and so on. So please excuse me !!!!!

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Stupidest man in Bihar, Submitted by Jagannath Jha
Mr . Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail . Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out : ' Look at this letter ! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar '.
His ministers tried to calm him by saying : How dare a man address such...
Transporting Chimpanzees, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
A blonde woman motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll...
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